Friday, February 26, 2010

Hallism How we survived Heaven and Hell

Wow The Hallism Stories Begin.... so many stories to tell Some Happy, some sad, some hard to believe but they are all true.. We first were blessed with Parents who somehow survived the life dealt to us. If it were not for their pure love for their remaining ... none of us could have made it. But we did...



One Funny story happened to all of us when back in the late 70's or Early 80's.... a Girl Called me from the Union Terminal saying she met a really nice guy at Mr. Whipple's inside The Union Station.... and said "Donna I know you and your sisters and brothers I need a favor from you guys" she as I said met ? The Man of her dreams and he was loaded with $$$$$$... so he convinced this Ding Bat girl that he was loaded and single... she said could you and your brothers call all of their family and Friends to get them to come to this party ... The Millionaire wants to entertain a bunch of people in honor of his new Girl-Friend. Said Open Bar... Food the Works so Me, Gary and Ricky did our best... oh boy did we ...



The Party House was 45 minutes away but with an Open Bar offered Over 300 People showed up... so that was great right? Open Bar was the Key to Success because it was a full house ... the house did not look like a home that a Millionaire owned ... maybe the west side of town got less bang for their buck ...Hey who am I to Judge ... so we are drinking, Dancing, Mingle-Fest you know the norm.... the girl who called me was maybe 26 years old the alleged Millionaire was like 60... he looked kind of strange... a weird mustache but his was long and he must have used Crisco on it he had it twisted and it was turned up like something I had never encountered...



Anyway each person who came in the door would yell Where is Donna or Ricky or Gary and it was all cool...



But Then out of the blue I see an older lady it was my Mom's Boss she looked very angry she was always kind of angry... So I said Hi let me come up with a fake name... so I said Hi fake name hmm Dolly yeah Hello Dolly what are you doing here? and I said the Millionaire's name let's call him Horace ... OK so I said "Dolly how do you know Horace?" and Dolly says He's My Husband!!! I was like Holy Crap... your Husband???? She saw his Girlfriend and the tiny birthday Cake he had baked for his young girlfriend. Dolly then told me yes Horace has a card party each month with his guy friends but a few neighbors tipped Dolly off saying we have seen women going into your home ... so of all days for Us to be at My Mom's Bosses home...



That's Hallism weird things that happen only to the Hall's ... I woke my Mom up at 4:00am to tell her what happened... she was dying to hear about this Millionaire Guy...Mom Laughed her ass off and Horace woke up to find all of his things on the front lawn... His Girlfriend broke up with Horace knowing now he's not a Millionare and Married to boot... this girl was not the most intelegent of women ... I know one day she says she called in sick and the boss told her nope I did not get your call... and she says to the boss yes I did I had laryngitis and you kept hanging up on me! The Boss said I am so sorry I did not know that was you ... you poor thing and she got her job back... Oh Life!